Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas...
· If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas
· If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live inTexas
· If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas .
· If "Vacation" means going anywhere south ofDallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas
· If! you measure distance in hours, you may live inTexas ..
· If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas
· If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas
· If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas
· If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas .
· If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly," you may live inTexas .
· If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all yourTexas friends & others, you definitely live inTexas .
· If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas
· If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live inTexas
· If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas .
· If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of
· If! you measure distance in hours, you may live in
· If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas
· If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas
· If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas
· If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas .
· If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly," you may live in
· If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all yourTexas friends & others, you definitely live in
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